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Manchester

Who's all going then and when you leaving?

I'm heading off this

I'm heading off this afternoon. I'm gonna pitch a tent in McMaster penthouse suite.
Hope all that's going has a good time.
Mon the Gers!

Shandy

PLAYER OF THE YEAR DANCE 2008

Alright lads, good turnout for the Player Of The Year 2008 Dance this Saturday (17th May, 7:30pm at the Eg, £28 per couple) please.

Might not have been a great end to the season but the club needs a good turnout. Spread the word and bring your mates (if you have any) and bird.

Cheers,

Nelly

Fact of the Day

The 'Burn' that gives distinction to the famous Burnside was created in 1796 for the workers at the Earl of Eglinton's cotton factory (remains can be visited in the Orry). It is unclear whether or not Joey Baird and Jerry Brown played any role in its construction.

Ohh when the Gers go up to the lift The UEFA Cup we`ll be there!

The Locksmith will be there also and i have it on good authority that he will be presenting Rangers with the Trophy after they defeat The Commie Scum 3-2!

Gues Who

Has a ticket for the Uefa Cup Final next Wednesday!??!

Only £35 too through the season ticket ballot!

Get in!!! Who else is going down? We should arrange to meet up at some point!

New Ed

2nds game Tuesday

Am I needed for this game tomorrow? Can someone text or phone me asap as I'll need to know whether to take my stuff to work or not. I'll also need a lift from Charing Cross after my work at 5pm.

These terms are non-negotiable.

Danny

meeting time

2nd's meeting at 13:15 at the eg

Hey guys remember me??

Hi guys!!

Does anyone else think that i look like a young Avram Grant? I still think guiding the Hams second team to promotion is a bigger achievement than reaching the Champions league final though.

Hey ho it's all about opinions though i guess.

I was talking to my good friend Des Pants last night and he noticed more than a passing resemblence between serial crook and Tv star Allan Sugar and Eaglesham's very own Martin Hamilton. Good one Des!!

Enough of my musings for now, but i shall be back next week with a look at the world through a duck's eyes.

TTFN

Duck

Charity

Hi Guys,

For those who know me I was a lynchpin in Mitch's team around 10 years back. I plied my trade in the engine room with my old buddy Darren Maxwell.
I am growing my hair for charity, allbeit one way it's the front is a bit sparse these days.
I am looking to the grow the affore mentioned mullet to around shoulders length by July. I have been told I'll look the dogs and quite frankly I can't wait to see how it looks, Michael Bolton get tae.....
The plan is to raise some cash for charity in the process. I'll advise what the charity once I have given the
barnet a rinse with some Head and Shoulders.

Yours in hair and football

Grant McDonald

think

davie byfield got two??

Goal Scorers

Who were the goal scorers for the 2nds on Saturday - The score was 6-2 against and it was at the burnside wasn't it?

Cheers, just so I can update the Scorers and Profiles and 2nd Team pages.

New Ed

while your at it

The scorers for the tarbert game still havent been put on the scorers charts.. king and cubby.

Alright

Moany King! The 2nds page was updated but I hadn't updated the scorers page with those goals - have done now.

Was it definately Davie B that got both last Sat? What were the rough timings of those goals?

Cheers

Training

2nd team training on Wednesday at 18:45 at the school pitch.

premier 1 results

Moorcroft 3 vs 2 Eaglesham (Graham, Kyle)
Campbeltown 3 vs 0 shawlands
St Josephs 2 vs 2 Centre

Obviously another set back the day lads, but there are still points to play for and there's tricky games for the other teams round about us. Lets pick ourselves up and get back to winning ways against Kilbowie.
See you Wednesday.

Cunnsy.

Meeting time

2nd team meeting at 13:15 at the eg.
If you are not contacted by me tonight text or call on 07837960487 to confirm availability.
Derek

COACH TO MANCHESTER

Who's all going to Manchester, potential coach booking for all? McNairn and Birrell you can also come - doubt we'll get 4 billion to match your lot in Suvull though.

Tell all the tims ye know
That we're Manchester Bound and they're no
We'll be having such fun
In the Rovers Return
While yer singing that Strachan must go!

Rangers Season Ticket

Guys, I have been sharing a season ticket for Ibrox with a mate now for 4 seasons (due to me playing on a Sat afternoon), but he has said he can't keep it on next season due to him traveling abroad.

I therefore will have to give it up unless anyone knows of anyone who would like to spilt it with me? It would be a two thirds to one third split in their favour with them getting all the Saturday games (which equates to far more than two thirds of the games with Setanta only really showing Gers away games). We would share one old firm game each.

If you know of anyone who might fancy it pass me their details, or give mine to them - even if it is only to discuss it.

If you know of anyone who would rather have the full ticket (100% theirs for league games) then also let me know as worst case scenario I want to keep my seat.

Let me know chaps - here's to watching next years champions!

Cheers

Neil

It's Gone

Sorry folks but due to the quality of the aforementioned ticket to view the Quadruple winners elect next season the ticket has already been snapped up!

Cheers,

Neil

RESULT

Kilbowie 5-3 St. Joseph's. Although Tuesday was a set back guys, all the teams around us are dropping points. Lets make sure that on Saturday we beat Moorcroft and keep ourselves in 2nd spot. Other fixtures for Saturday:

St. Joseph's Vs Centre
Campbeltown Vs Shawlands

All to play for guys! If you get the chance (both squads) go out a run either today or tomorrow for a couple of miles. Nothing strenuous, it will get rid of tired legs for the weekend and loosen them up.

Cheers,

PG

Funny

I keep getting told I'm too loose!

Good results by the way - everyone is still dropping points alright - and everyone is still to play each other, so will take points off each other.

HAMS HAMS

Directions for tonight

As it says on the tin

2nd Team game

Where is the 2nd team game tomorrow? Cowglen or Nether Pollok?

Seems its at cowglen

Seems its at cowglen

On?

Is it gonne be on? Weathers not the best*

*edited for foul language

Hope so

Hope its on because we played well on saturday and we wanna try and take it into tonight. Tonight and saturday will probably decide if we stay up or not.

Are these the pitches that

Are these the pitches that are just off Junction 2 of the M77?

Yes

Yes.. boydstone road i believe.

Thanks, I'm working until

Thanks, I'm working until half 5 but I'll get there as soon as I can

i love football

can i get a game please?

Mikey Gowans

Get him involved tonight!

I concur

He hasn't played many games and would be raring to go. Would help his fitness, the 2nd team's bid to stay up and the 1st team as if he's playing he can get sharper for the run of games coming up.

The boy is always at training and not had a lot of football recently with the injuries, sub appearances and postponed games. Would do everyone the world of good me thinks!

All the best regardless of who turns out for the mighty Hams tonight. Hope you can get a second result for the club on this pitch tonight!

HAMS HAMS

New Ed

BBC - ***Breaking News***

Bush Avoider (Andrew Biggin), Queer Law Student (Steven King) and Gay Biker (Ron Stevenson) have been caught in a bizarre gay love triangle.

The bizarre events came to light on Sunday evening after Biggin was injured whilst playing a kinky game with the two other accused. He was later treated in hospital for rope burns before being taken into police custody to be questioned along with King and Stevenson.

MORE TO FOLLOW

.

Alan Kyle seen running from the scene.

Alan Kyle

Did he not make a career out of that?

Before he took his big fat pension and took his job as a bus driver

Results!!!

Excellent results the day lads!

Kilbowie 2 - Centre 2
Dunoon 2 - Moorcroft 1
Kilpatrick 1 - Campbeltown 1

Well good for us. Big game on Tuesday again. HAMS HAMS!

Absolutely

You missed out the biggest result though - OURS!

Fixtures updated on Home Page.

Games

Any word on the games being on?

Gay Hammies

Pray tell Stevie, who are these allegedly gayer hammies??

Gayer Hammies

The following hammies are much gayer:
Stevie Mack - Poofy Hamstring injury
Biggan - just in general
Ron - With his leather trousers
Gowans - enough said
Inglis - See Gowans
Bobby - Boots with "Bobhinio" on them
Im sure theres plenty more.

Picture perfect Hammie

Neil Kyle's barnet
Steven Inglis face
Steven King's hairy shoulders
Danny cox's moobs
Paul Graham's pubes
Neil Kyle's bottom
Brian Little's legs
STEVIE MacKENZIE - The whole thing ugh!!!!

Don't Forget

Stevie Mac's baldy head, drinking ability, bandy legs, ageing hips, sex appeal, sex drive, bed techniques, breath....

Any more fellow hammies?

Tomorrow

If tomorrow goes to penalties bagsie taking one :D

bagsie?

what sort of gimp actually uses that word anymore... jeezo dude!

Suggest

Suggest an alternative word then?

Suggestion

Shotgun

Shotgun

Was my original thought but i opted for bagsie. However i think the general just of the post was clear to all involved.

Please

Please name and shame 'Bagsie'!!

Named and Shamed

Steven "Bagsie" King